Blessings
May the good saints protect you
And bless you today
And may troubles ignore you
Each step of the way
Toasts
Rye bread will do you good Barley bread will do you no harm, wheaten bread will sweeten your blood, oaten bread will strengthen your arm.
Jokes
Paddy and Bridget had just got married. It was their wedding night in the bridal suite. Bridget was lying on her back on the bed in an incredible shimmering silky negligée whimpering "Take me Paddy, take me now".
Paddy (having been a good catholic boy) was a virgin and didn't have the faintest idea what to do next. Suddenly he had a brilliant
idea. He dashed out of the room and went to reception to ring his mum for advice. Her advice was to put the hardest part of his body into where Bridget wees. Paddy was a bit dubious about this but his mother assured him that Bridget would love it.
Paddy came back in to the bedroom triumphantly, asked Bridget if she was ready. Bridget shouted, "Yes, Yes, I'm ready" and then watched in amazement as Paddy ran into the bathroom and put his head down the toilet. 
 
 
 
 

 
Bailey's Chocolate Mousse Pie
Ingredients
  • 6 ounce graham or chocolate ready crust
  • 1 package unflavored gelatin
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla
  • 3/4 cup milk
  • 3/4 cup Bailey's Irish Cream
  • 6 ounces semi sweet chocolate chips
  • 2 cups frozen whipped topping
  • chocolate dipped strawberries (optional)
Method

In saucepan, sprinkle unflavored gelatin over milk.  
Let stand about 1 minute.  
Stir over low heat until gelatin is dissolved, about 5 minutes.  
Add chocolate and continue cooking, stirring constantly until chocolate is melted: stir in vanilla.  
Remove from heat and stir occasionally, adding Bailey's about five minutes after removal from heat.  
When mixture forms mounds when dropped from spoon, fold in whipped topping.
Turn into crust.  
Garnish with more whipped topping (or real whipped cream, later, by preference) and strawberries (if desired).  
Chill at least 4 hours before serving.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

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