Blessings
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Walls
for the wind
And
a roof for the rain,
And
drinks beside the fire-
Laughter
to cheer you
And
those you love near you,
And
all that your heart may desire! |
| Toasts |
| May
the strength of three be in your journey. |
| Jokes |
Mike
and his pregnant wife live on a farm in the distant rural regions.
No
running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mikes' wife is begins to
deliver the baby. The local doctor is there in attendance. "What d'ya want
me to do, Doctor?" "Hold the lantern, Mikey. Here it comes!" the doctor
delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see.
"Mike,
you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy." "Saints be praised, I..."
Before Mike can finish the Doctor interrupts, "Wait a minute. Hold the
lantern, Mikey." Soon the doctor delivers the next
child.
"You've a full set now, Mikey. A beautiful baby daughter."
"Thanks
be to..." Again the Doctor cuts in, "Hold the lantern, Mikey, Hold the
lantern!" Soon the Doctor delivers a third child. The doctor holds up the
baby for Mike's inspection. "Doctor," asks Mike, "Do you
think
it's the light that's attracting them?"
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| St.
Patrick's Day Cheesecake |
Ingredients
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1 1/2
cups chocolate cookie crumbs (about 42 one and half inch chocolate snaps)
-
1 tablespoon
sugar
-
2 tablespoons
melted butter
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2 (8
ounce) packages cream cheese at room temperature
-
1 cup
sugar
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3 eggs
-
1/4
cup creme de menth
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2 tablespoons
white creme de cacao
-
4 ounces
sweet cooking chocolate
-
1/2
cup dairy sour cream
Method
In
a small bowl, combine crumbs, 1 tablespoon sugar and melted butter.
Press
on bottom and 1 1/2 inches up the side of an 8 inch spring form pan; refrigerate.
Preheat oven to 350F.
In
a large mixer bowl, cream the cheese and 1 cup sugar.
Add
eggs, beating until smooth.
Stir
in creme de menthe and creme de cacao. Pour into prepared crust.
Bake
40 to 45 minutes.
Cool
in pan.
Melt
chocolate; cool about 5 minutes.
Stir
sour cream into melted chocolate. Spread over slightly cooled cheesecake.
Refrigerate
until set. Remove side of pan.
Yield:
8--10
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